This is a chance for you the reader to help contribute to what you see published
here on the Web. Twice a week, we will post a new topic,
and solicit suggestions
for the top ten entries for that subject. The results will be compiled
and displayed one week after the topic was posted. Remember that we get
hundreds of submissions
for each topic, so don't get discouraged if we haven't
picked one of yours yet.
Top Ten Signs That You're No Longer "Hip"
(submitted by a little glowing friend)
You use the word "hip."
(Wools, sageandscholar, The Incognito Penguin)
Your leisure suit no longer fits you.
On your lunch break you spend more time eating than texting.
(Arcola Mike )
You can no longer wear "hip-hugger" pants because your hips have settled to about mid-thigh.
Your trendy closet now resembles the clearance rack at Wal-Mart.
You bought a house with a lawn just so you could tell the kids to get off of it.
You cannot find a good picture of the "Flock of Seagulls" hairdo on google to show the barber.
You just bought your first Buick.
You're more worried about your credit score than your street cred.
(Arcola Mike )
Your ponytail has fewer than a dozen hairs in it.
Monday's Subject: Top Ten Ways to Use Leftover Halloween Candy
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
Thursday's Subject: Top Ten Signs You're Not Cut Out to Sell Insurance
(submitted by Ms. Miss Patricia)
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Last modified: Oct 30, 2014