This is a chance for you the reader to help contribute to what you see published
here on the Web. Twice a week, we will post a new topic,
and solicit suggestions
for the top ten entries for that subject. The results will be compiled
and displayed one week after the topic was posted. Remember that we get
hundreds of submissions
for each topic, so don't get discouraged if we haven't
picked one of yours yet.
Top Ten Places to Look for the Missing Remote
(submitted by Buffalo Gal)
In your toddler's diaper genie
Goodwill: As in, you gave the old TV to goodwill with the new TV's remote.
In Crazy Larry's room, where he's using it to control his Flux Capacitor
On an x-ray of the dog's stomach
What do you mean "It just landed on a comet!?"
Since the least logical place would be the toaster, start there and work your way backwards.
In the dishwasher after the argument you had with your wife at to whose turn it was to do dishes
Sometimes my remote likes to hang out in "Odd sock alley."
Just a hunch, but try that hole in the middle of the TV screen.
I usually seem to find it at Radioshack, but they always charge a fee for giving it back.
Monday's Subject: Top Ten Defense Tactics for Turkeys in November
(submitted by Magus Noan)
Thursday's Subject: Top Ten Reasons to Stay in Bed on Black Friday
(submitted by RiverCityKid)
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