Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

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Top Ten First-Date Red Flags

(submitted by a little glowing friend)

10. He tells you that he can you totally rename Crimea after you if you'd like. (rorschak)
9. He wants the muzak playing in the restaurant to be "our song." (Arcola Mike)
8. When he said his imaginary friend was sitting there, you should have just walked away instead of taking the other vacant chair. (Buffalo Gal)
7. She has several questions from your NSA file to ask before you begin the date. (RAM)
6. Before dinner arrives she grabs your phone and deletes every female sounding name from your contacts. (BABaker)
5. He tries to impress you by ordering in French at Taco Bell. (Arcola Mike)
4. The "Lorena Bobbit rules" tattoo on her left arm (Strat)
3. His mother calls "shotgun." (Arcola Mike)
2. Not only did he refuse to put his phone away during dinner, but it was a rotary phone. (Mute)
1. No matter where you try to steer the topic of conversation, it always seems to wind up back at cannibalism. (Krig the Viking)

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