This is a chance for you the reader to help contribute to what you see published
here on the Web. Twice a week, we will post a new topic,
and solicit suggestions
for the top ten entries for that subject. The results will be compiled
and displayed one week after the topic was posted. Remember that we get
hundreds of submissions
for each topic, so don't get discouraged if we haven't
picked one of yours yet.
Top Ten Signs You're Listening to an Awful Morning Radio Show
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
At any point the host says "That's a pretty good duck impression you've got there caller, but just listen to my goose call."
They combined Reverend Joe's Bible Time with Bad Daddy's Shock Jock Antics.
The host makes helicopter noises as he gives the traffic report.
You start looking forward to the traffic reports even though you work from home.
All "Phunny Phone Calls" are made to the host's ex-wife.
The host is still asleep. And snoring.
They lost in the ratings to the police radio scanner.
The broadcaster mimes a solid 2 hour coverage of Beetle Dung in the Serengeti.
The host gives updates on his recovery from a hangover.
(Arcola Mike )
Every minute on the minute, you get the time and temperature.
Monday's Subject: Top Ten Things to do Now that You Have Given up Alcohol
(submitted by AlHubb)
Thursday's Subject: Top Ten Reasons We Still Haven't Had a Reboot of Wonder Woman
(submitted by Madam Annie Whittington)
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