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Top Ten Reasons to Convert to Voodoo
(submitted by No dear I didn't)
There is a little-known deduction in the IRS code for gris-gris.
Gives you a reason to get to know that witch doctor that moved in the apartment above you.
(The Frunkus Kid)
It has more oos than any other known religion.
Their "hymns" have a better beat and are easier to dance to.
You're gay and like pork chops, so its one of the few religions left open to you.
They don't schedule services on Sunday mornings to conflict with football.
Well, it certainly can't be any worse than Vee. Dee.
Easier to spell than Boodism...Budizm...Boozedim...easier to spell.
You can finally use all that eyeliner left over from your Goth days.
(Jibby and the empire)
As part of an effort to green-up your life, Voodoo gives you a convenient way to recycle your old chicken bones and lawn trimmings.
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