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Top Ten Ways to Recycle Your Christmas Tree
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Douglas Fir Jam. mmmmmm
Turn it upside down and use it to hang hats on.
(Krig the Viking)
Strap to the lawnmower so you don't have to mow next spring. "I just can't find the mower dear."
Make it into a New Year's Tree, a Valentine Shrub, and an Easter Stick.
Pull off all the needles and take up acupuncture.
Cut it into ten thousand tooth brushes.
Tie a rope to the top of it. Then build a huge car that needs an air freshener.
Nothing is better than Christmas Tree Cookies made from real Christmas Trees.
Offer magical Christmas tree wood on eBay.
Return it to the neighbor's yard where you got it.
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