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Top Ten Reasons Roger Clemens Signed with the Yankees

(submitted by The Zuckster)

10. Steinbrenner promised the organist would play "I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy" when he pitches. (Arcola Mike)
9. Stripes make you look thinner. Except in the wallet. (rorschak)
8. Please! He's a professional athlete. Someone signed for him. (Christov)
7. He was charmed by Steinbrenner's warm personality. (byuguy)
6. He was guaranteed to replace Trump on "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?" (Arcola Mike)
5. He's still hoping to get the last critical baseball honor - being fired by Steinbrenner. (Billy "I Quit" Martin)
4. "Dear Roger, If your kids ever want to see their puppy again... GS " (lefty)
3. Mid-Retirement Crisis (unck42)
2. Because if your team's gonna choke in the playoffs anyway, why not get more attention than you would in Houston? (Some Dude)
1. The Yankees included the Brooklyn Bridge in his contract. (Arcola Mike)

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