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Top Ten New Jobs for Recession-Laid-Off North Pole Elves

(submitted by Magus Noan)

10. Crawlspace/attic inspectors (jpidaho)
9. New reality show: Dancing With The Elves (Yooda Mann)
8. A perfect fit for test driving those new small energy efficient cars (IOIO)
7. They can travel to 3rd world country and check into an orphanage and wait for Bradgelina or Madonna to adopt them. (Spoticus)
6. Well, Sprinkles snagged the cherry gig flogging for Travelocity, so everyone else is stuck working at the mall. (anglesius)
5. Undercover security to catch lawn gnome thieves (JrsyRose)
4. 3 words: Disney. On. Ice. (Major Tom)
3. Go to work for Keebler. People eat when they're depressed. (mightymouth)
2. With obesity rates exploding in America, Horse Jockeys are in demand. (Spoticus)
1. 2010 Census Taker training starting now. Candidates must have friendly dispositions, willing to work for long hours with no pay. Previous experience with lists of people a must. (McNally)

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