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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Things We Learned from Cookie Monster

(submitted by Father Time)

10. The only letter in the alphabet worth mentioning is "c." And that's good enough for me. (miester)
9. "Delete Cookies???!?" I think not! (Yooda Mann)
8. Proper death metal vocal technique (junkshop_coyote)
7. You will be more popular if you eat less and be more lean (like Elmo). (SillyPie)
6. If you eat too many sweets you become stiff, almost like a puppet, then blue fuzz grows from your skin. Not fun. (James)
5. Being addicted to any substance is brilliant for your career in show business. (Kakazed and sumy- married in 16 days!)
4. Blue hair and overeating: It's not just for retired Floridian women anymore. (toyz)
3. Neither proper grammer nor diction are a prerequisite for long-term employment. (Major Tom)
2. Obesity in muppets is cute, but obesity in humans is shameful and gross. (Ryan)
1. The proper pronunciation of the word : Cooo-kie! (Miss Moah)

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