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Top Ten Things to do Now that You Have Given up Alcohol
(submitted by AlHubb)
See what it takes to get the Queen to change your Knight Name from Sir Osis to something more sober.
Start riding your bike to work because you want to, not because the judge is making you.
Introduce yourself at social gatherings as someone other than Jack Daniels' significant other.
Take some time to cataloge which of your good friends from the preceeding years might have been nothing more than hallucinations.
Waterski in a clown suit sober for a change.
(The Frunkus Kid)
Surf the web trying to find and take down all the video evidence of the... incident that made you give up alcohol.
(Krig the Viking)
Maybe pick this week to stop sniffing glue.
(The Incognito Penguin (and don't call me Shirley))
Drive all of your relatives crazy by calling them and telling them how your life is so much better without alcohol.
Ask the local police for a copy of your arrest blotter so you can reminisce about all the great times you can't remember.
Wake up feeling as good as you're going to feel all day.
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