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Top Ten Real Reasons the Cable Guy Didn't Show Yesterday

(submitted by RAM)

10. You were there. (Buttsey57)
9. It's more than three steps from the sidewalk to your door, so of course he reported "no one home" and drove away. (Chuck1863)
8. He was having a bad butt-crack day. (wheels)
7. "Cable Girl" (ESPN)
6. You had only three reschedulings. The minimum is eight. (Chuck1863)
5. Mrs. Cable Guy : "You can't blow off my 'honey-do list' like I'm one of your customers---now get busy with the sink!" (Arcola Mike)
4. He was too busy no-showing other customers. (wheels)
3. The introductory period on his truck ran out and it wouldn't start. (RAM)
2. He assumed you knew he wouldn't turn up, so he didn't. (Deeeva)
1. He was home messing with his rabbit ears, because he refuses to pay those high cable rates. (jumpinjack)

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