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Chelsea Clinton's Top Ten White House Complaints
Mom and Dad won't allow slumber party in the Oval Office
Those secret service guys don't know a thing about Calculus
Childproof locks still on some doors from Dan Quayle's days.
Even Socks gets more media attention.
(rebel, M&R, hummer)
The other kid's houses don't get shot at.
It's a $300,000 toilet seat and it still is never down.
George Stephanopolis constantly hogging Nintendo.
Her dad never lets her drive the limosine.
Phone calls to boyfriend taped by FBI
No one believes her when she orders a pizza.
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