Mention that you want to do your hair like Prince in "Purple Rain"
(The Mad Beaver)
Play them the Weird Al song "I Was Only Kidding"
Explain that its 'just a matter of time' before you spontaneously combust - and they really don't want to be around for that
Claim that you were abducted by aliens and they implanted a nuero-transmitter in you and are sending you signals that say "Break up with the Dork"
Like any good websurfer would -- by e-mail!
Ask them if they would like to double date with you and your new boy/girl friend
Those of you who think you're dating me please step forward; not so fast, dear!
Bet ten bucks on who will break up first, and give your ex $10 as a hint...
Decicate "Breaking up is hard to do" to them on the all request love hour
(K and S)
Systematically begin a serious relationship with them. Then wait...
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