You can't understand its article in the New England Journal of Medicine
You notice hypnotizing red rings on the hamster wheel
Rather than running on its circle, it uses it to calculate pi
While you were busy installing Windows 95, your hamster learned to speak Esperanto, and began translating "Godel, Escher, Bach"
It doesn't have a second mortgage on its habitrail
You wake up in the morning and your calculus is done and there are droppings on your paper.
(Chris from Chris' Realm)
He quits running in his wheel while you still go to office every day
You have to keep asking it to set the VCR
(Confused pet owner, Sea Warrior)
You're on the exercise wheel, it's on the Stairmaster®
It came up with a better top ten entry than you did
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