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Top Ten Sign You Are Just Not Fit To Be A Rock Star
(submitted by Nikki)
Your entourage consists of Grandma Esther, her two cats and your teddy bear Snuggy-Wuggy.
Your skin tight leopard print spandex pants bulge in the wrong places now.
You keep getting your pocket protector chain tangled up with the microphone cord.
You are generally in bed by 10pm
You have to stop and use your inhaler during the drum solo.
You only know a single chord on your air guitar.
You feel your accordian skills will be underappreciated.
When asked if you've ever taken any drugs, you respond, "Well, I used Rogaine once."
Still not over those recurring bouts of disco fever.
Your amplifiers only go to "5."
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