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Top Ten Rejected Zodiac Signs
(submitted by Batman)
The Ducky: the sign of bathroom cleanliness
Squeakious: the timid mouse
Bluto: the blowfish
(Earl and Edna)
The "Nike Swoosh"
The sign formerly known as Prince
Herpes: the lobster
Trois-meni: the Twins and their shared lover
Crashius: for those unfortunate folks born when Taurus, Aries, and Saturn converge.
Flabbus: the sign of Corpulence; Rules the midsection; Ruled by planet Rotundo
(My belly button is getting deeper)
Alfonso, the caterer: sign of good taste
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