"Anonymous call" to DEA leads to confiscation of cat.
(Bob Clemmons)
You're not really sure that you're pondering what he's pondering.
(rorschak)
The cheese is gone and you find a tiny fondue set beside the traps.
(G-nicest)
The cheese is untouched, but when you try quantum physics problems as bait you find the traps sprung and the answers trumphantly posted on your refrigerator.
(DracoDei)
"Tom and Jerry" residuals checks have been coming to your house addressed to "Jerry."
(Impulse Shopper)
You find a mousehole in the wall but it is protected by a sophisticated lock made from the parts mysteriously missing from the back of your TV.
(jera the dairy princess)
His "Cheese Sculpture Retrospective" is now showing at the Guggenheim.
(Impulse Shopper)
The Disney company shows up at your door with $1,000,000 in a suitcase to pay the ransom.
(phil-a-rino)
You get a letter from the Nobel Committee nominating you for your "Cheese as Cold Fusion Catalyst" paper.
(Leaper)
You step out of bed and find yourself hanging upside down from a rope.
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