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Top Ten Least Threatening Supervillains
(submitted by Jen)
The Phantom Shoulder Tapper
Dr Myopia: The evil optometrist who replaces people's glasses with others that have the wrong strength or are out of style
Bad Speller Man
Dr. Snuggles and His Really Scary Fluffy Bunnies of Love
Convenience-Store-Clerk Man: Master of price-guns
The Limp Handshake Menace
Mort: The gangly super-englishman
Impolite Man: When upset, he may forget his manners.
AOL Man: He is slow and frequetly stops for no reason at all.
Captain Canada: He politely talks criminals out of crimes by offering them maple syrup and beaver tails.
(me, not you (eh?))
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