direct from . . .
Top Ten Failed Professional Wrestlers
(submitted by Stone Cold Lefty Fielder)
The Meek Avenger
Fluffy Bunny Man!
Marshmallow Soft Stevie Sacramento
Dan, The Extremely Polite Telemarketer
Skippo the clown and his rubber chicken OF DOOM!!!
The Undertaker's 5'2" cousin who's allergic to everything
Verboso - The Man of Many Words
Elijah "The Quaker" Ducksalot
Doug "The Human Speed Bump" Jones. Life time stats: 1-203-2 (def. "Legless" Johnny in '87). Marquee Move: Lying motionless and impeding the speeding opponent.
(Gator (the fightin' Geoduck!))
Andre the Medium-Sized
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