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Top Ten Excuses for Missing a Final
(submitted by nibor)
My dog ate my cheat sheet.
That 12 hour drinking contest seemed like a good idea at the time.
The line for Star Wars tickets took longer than I expected.
My dog ate my brain.
Had not been in class all semester long, so how was I to know when the final was.
(Froshy the "Snowjob" Man)
I just won a college degree from a radio station, so I don't need your stinkin' final!
Set my alarm clock ahead to see if it was Y2K compliant...it isn't.
If today's the final... then what the hell did I take yesterday and who were all those other people taking it with me?
(Gator (the fightin' Geoduck!))
When I signed up for Business Ethics, I thought it was a JOKE!
(The Lizard Queen)
Needed time to clean up after dormitory was mistakenly targeted by NATO warplanes.
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