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Top Ten Ways to Avoid Parking Tickets
(submitted by Superdave Sweden)
Don't Park ---- Just tie the steering wheel so the vehicle runs in continous lazy circles until you get back.
Drive a delivery truck. Always double-park and leave the flashers on.
Install a Ronco "Ticket-Char" 850 deg. F windshield.
Claim diplomatic immunity from the merry old land of Oz.
That's easy......just remove your windshield wipers....or should I call them Parking Ticket Holders?!!
Buy a monster truck, so you can park on top of cars whose meters are already paid.
Stick a rabid weasel under each winshield wiper.
Romulon cloaking technology meets American automotive technology.
One word: Batmobile
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