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Top Ten things Never to Teach Your Dog
(submitted by spot)
To operate the wayback machine
To microwave cats
To make lasagna during shedding season
To read the ingredients on the dog food package
Five card draw. Dogs only have one expression: Poker face.
To be a World War I flying ace.
The concept of Democracy
How to sing "Feelings"
"No spot, I said 'SIT!'"
(The Iron Master)
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