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Top Ten Advantages of HDTV
(submitted by El Barton)
The mesmerizing effect of amazingly sharp public channel test screens all night
2000 lines of resolution; Networks using more than 250 coming in just a few years!
Can now tell difference between cubic zirconia and real diamonds.
HDBW (High Definition BayWatch)
(Blootie and the Hotflash)
The large TV set hides to stain on the wall better than the old one.
The sweat will be so clear, you swear you can lick it right off the basketball
You get to check out Tom Brokaw's dental work.
Able to see your house on weather satellite photos.
Now those Clearasil commercials will really pack a wallop.
Better picture is all that's really needed to make crappy TV shows worthwhile.
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