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Top Ten Reasons the Chicken Crossed the Road
(submitted by Sky Call)
Can't say - all I come up with is a poultry excuse.
To beat up the Chick-Fil-A cow holding the sign that says, "Eat more chicken!"
It didn't, I was playing golf with it at the time.
The question is not "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Rather it is "Who was crossing the street at the same time, that we overlooked in our haste to observe the chicken?"
We girls will do anything to get to a Martha Stewart's white sale.
To get away from the combination bagpipe / finger cymbal recital.
She was afraid of failure and thus embarked on a journey for spiritual fulfillment, not to mention escaping the butcher.
To see if that smashed bundle of feathers lying over there was poor Cousin Bertha.
Your honor, the question is not why my client crossed the road, but rather why didn't the semi-truck driver have his rig under control.
(Lee G. Leise)
She wanted to lay it on the line.
(Kalavara C. Ouniti)
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