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Top Ten Road Signs We Want to See But Never Will
(submitted by exit 5 days ahead)
All drivers over age seventy -- please check to make sure your left turn signal has not been blinking for the past hour
Supermodel Crossing Ahead
(Agent 43, Laffman, Warlok, nicker, desire, Spring, Warchild)
Caution: Sign Ahead
Put down the cell phone, newspaper, breakfast burrito, and coffee mug and DRIVE, stupid !
Yellow Brick Road and Oz, Next Left
Manual toll:left lane ipass: right lane yeah, I got you 40 cents right here: middle lane
Just ask for directions you moron
Hey, you missed your exit
Men not really working
Caution: Operators of other vehicles are stupider than they appear
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