Acmedecaphobia: The fear of top ten lists
(lefty)
Godzillaphobia: the fear that your new summer blockbuster will be an enormously expensive flop
(Fluff, The Manatee)
Slacksaquaphobia: fear of emerging from bathrooms with a spot on the front of your pants
(IOIO)
Gap-phobia: the irrational fear of bouncy, peppy salespeople
(townkrier)
Porcheluminumaphobia: the fear of your girlfriend's parents flipping the porchlight on and off as you try to kiss her goodnight when returning from a date
(Krass Krangle)
Scratchaphobia: the fear of getting that gray stuff from lottery scratcher cards stuck forever under your thumbnails
(starWill)
Obsessispritzaphobia: the irrational fear of people in department stores that spray you with perfume
(Triften Chmil)
Couifferusdisarraeusaphobia: the fear of being laughed at for the way your hair looks when you take off your cap
(Troggy L. Dyte)
Pachydermatitisophobia: the fear of elephant dandruff
(Krass Krangle)
Netlineaphobia: the fear that Ed McMahon has been trying to call your house to give you that oversized 9 million dollar check the whole time your phone line has been tied up with your internet connection
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