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Top Ten Reasons We're Glad World Cup '98 is Over
The US can now look ahead to 2002 where we will be humiliated in a 10-0 loss to Uzbekjistan.
Programming can get back to real sports like fishing and bowlling.
Fairly soon, we'll stop hearing "Goooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllll" in our sleep.
Now we can stop taking that daily 3:00 nap.
Any sport without whining, drug-abusing, rich, momma's boys is just not American!
It spells the end of stadium riots for the year, at least 'till the "Monsters of Rap" summer tour.
Maybe Uncle Carl will stop using the family cat to visualize himself "kicking the game-winning goal."
(Boscoe (the cat))
Now we can put it back with the World Saucer and the rest of the good china.
Soccer fans were trying to get NASA to paint the moon like a soccer ball.
Americans are sick and tired of the innuendos about only scoring once every four years.
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