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Top Ten Questions NOT to Ask Your First Date
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"Do you like Polka?"
"The voices in my head want to know if you're trying to kill us?"
"More prune juice, my sweet?"
"Would you mind if we skipped supper and just pigged out on popcorn at the theatre?"
"So . . . does the sight of blood scare you?"
"Do you mind if I floss?"
"Well, now that you know all about my maggot farm, do you collect anything?"
"Would you mind if I pinched that zit of yours that's distracting me?"
"is that a 'coonskin cap?"
"Are we gonna kiss later on? Because I've been practicing with my dog and I think I'm getting pretty good."
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