direct from . . .
Top Ten Uses For Bellybutton Lint
(submitted by Terri Weispfenning)
If it is a big piece, it could be used to knit a costume for Baywatch.
String it together to save money on floss.
1 month's worth: fancy side burns. 2 months' worth: beatnik goatee. 3 months' worth: fake santa beard.
Additional supporting evidence that you are qualified for entrance into the navel academy
(Idiot Rod Racely)
What do you think they make cotton candy out of?
(Sharpie, Thomas McClure, Don Juan)
Fling it at spouse as punishment for bringing the laptop to bed again.
Fur implants for balding muppets
You won't believe how tasty it is sauted with garlic and herbs.
(daroy, Angela, Martha Stewart)
Evidence for convicting murderous belly dancers
Put it on the end of toothpicks - VIOLA! - Completely natural Q-tips.
(al, Angela, WoofWoof, feable, Wonga)
Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton
Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full
copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's &
Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties
the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve
all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the
express consent of one of the authors.
Last modified: Mar 12, 1998