Instead of gifts, exchange glances.
(Spring)
Cousin Bruno here, just yanked up the mall directory and took it along with us.
(Bangli)
Even if you don't have a child, bring a baby carriage. You can use it like a plow to clear your path in a crowded mall.
(Tass)
Borrow the fire truck for easy curbside parking.
(nk)
Sell the children for money. Especially little ones they work the hardest.
(BluesBrothers)
Get a part time job with the mall security company and avoid the crowds by shopping after midnight. . .
(lefty)
*dialing* "Hello?"..."Um, yeah, mom? Could ya do me a favor?"
(*the jester*)
Tie your children up and leave them home.
(Motoman)
Have a sex change and become a man.
(Angela)
Precisely 98.6% of all Americans don't own a boomerang, so why agonize over gift ideas.
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