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Top Ten Cheesy Romantic Sayings
"I'd climb the highest mountain for you, but I do get nosebleeds."
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"My love for you is innumerable, like the hairs on my butt."
"Your nose glimmers like a blade of grass in the morning sun."
"Girl, I miss you like the biscuit misses the gravy."
"Your eyes are like deep flowing streams of algae."
"I love you so much that I can't hold my bladder."
"Baby, you are the Cheezwiz on my potato."
"Oooh, those eyes, those lips, those chins!"
"You're #1 on my top ten list"
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