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Top Ten Things Overheard During the Breaking of the Land Speed Record
"Hey guys, you were right -- The tighter you wind the rubber band, the faster it goes."
"I hear he drives a cab on the weekends."
"Hey, I just got passed by the Domino's delivery driver."
"Just a little faster and maybe we can catch that pesky Road Runner!"
"The suction cups on Garfield just let go, I think we got the record."
"I told you not to stick your arm out the window when I'm driving this fast."
"Was that a sonic boom or did you have chilli for lunch again?"
(Opie, Andy S.)
"Get your 'breaking the land speed record' t-shirt...only $15!"
"Another Sandra Bullock sequel?"
"Finally, a productive use for salt flats."
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