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Top Ten Differences between Nerds and Geeks

10. Geeks understand dirty jokes while nerds just laugh uncomfortably. (Greg Brady)
9. Skateboarders beat up nerds and football players beat up geeks. (Greg Brady)
8. Geeks read the "Top Ten" list for the fun of it: Nerds read the "Top Ten" list to meet girls. (Jeffrey Hall
7. Nerds know how to open their locker. Geeks know how to get shoved in. (pov)
6. Nerds tend more towards dweebs, while geeks are more like dorks. (Vasitor)
5. Nerds wear wingtips, geeks wear them with bermuda shorts. (lefty)
4. "Uh huh huh huh huuuuhhhh..." as opposed to "Snigger snigger snigger..." (MeatyCrab)
3. Eyeglass repairs: duct tape versus electrical tape (Kent)
2. There is a difference, but only after the 47th decimal place. (Ammusionist)
1. One word: Marketing. (Logan Five)

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