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Top Ten Things Overheard on Lewis' and Clark's Expedition
"He's dead, but at least now we know why this is called Snake River."
"Hey Clark, did that Geronimo guy say 'Welcome to our land' or was it, 'We give you to the count of 3 to get your white butts out of here?'"
"Don't blame me, I told you not to wipe with strange leaves!"
"That's it...no more refried beans for dinner."
"Whaddya mean we're lost again?! You sure ain't no Columbus either!"
"So this is where the buffalo roam."
"Didn't we pass that giant rock two days ago?"
"How on earth did a McDonald's get here?"
"Heads, Lewis and Clark, Tails, Clark and Lewis"
"The only woman on a transcontinental expedition! WHAT the hell was I thinking!"
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