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Top Ten Real Reasons the Roman Empire Fell
Have you tried learning Latin?
A drastic slowdown in italian dressing exports
You just can't accessorize a toga.
Caesar's Palace was moved to Las Vegas.
A tragic duct tape shortage
Economy was undercut by cheap foreign togas and chariots.
It all started when they changed their national motto to "Pizza, Pizza"
Two words: Roman Numerals
The Romans were at their height during the 1st Century...but they partied like it was 1999
When all roads lead to your captial city, you can expect every damn barbarian tribe in Europe to follow them
(Stormcrow, Andre Engels)
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