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Top Ten Signs You Need Glasses
(submitted by Terri Weispfenning)
Replacing your corrective computer monitor lens is getting too expensive
You think this week's 'Top Ten' topic is: Toe Tin Sighs Yon Meed Clams
After 38 years of marriage you discover your wife is a gorilla
Your default system font now set to Times New Roman 72-point.
"You mean I hit the Sear's Tower! I didn't see it coming."
You date a guy for six months before somebody has to tell you that it's Gilbert Gottfried.
You read the morning paper and wait for the 3D image to appear.
You complain about the poor quality of products at Sears to the lingerie mannequin
Your closet is filled with golf pants
You can't seem to stop stepping on your children.
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