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Top Ten Signs You Need a Vacation
You can't remember if you have a wife or not.
Casper the Friendly Ghost has a better tan than you do.
(Anon A. Moss, Lana (email@example.com))
Your office chair sticks to your butt.
There is a keyboard impression on your forehead from sleeping at your workstation.
You have bouts of nostalgia for forty-hour work week.
You start wondering where your co-workers go from 5 pm to 9 am.
Several japanese car manufacturers are using you as a work ethics role model for their employees.
You take 'labor day' literally.
Your face looks like your driver's licence picture
You are starting to receive thank-you notes from wife's lover.
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