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Top Ten Genes Discovered Through the Human Genome Project
The one that makes guys leave the seat up
The gene that causes Foot-In-Mouth Syndrome
The "leave your blinker on in traffic gene" (becomes dominant after 65 years or so)
The "Morning Person" gene
The Ethics gene (Absent in lawyers and some reptiles)
The gene that causes people to "top-off" their gas tank until it overflows
The armchair coach gene
The gene that controls belly button lint growth
The Infertility Gene: if your parents haven't had children, you won't either.
We expect the gene for procrastination to be discovered any day now...
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