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Top Ten Signs Your Annual Review at Work Isn't Going Well
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
"What was your name again?"
(Tristan, Thomas Palsson)
Supervisor comments: Spends many hours on the internet each week. In spite of this, never made the Top Ten List.
(No dear I didn't)
She keeps referencing the "Christmas party, stapler and staple remover incident."
The upside: You caused zero homicides this year. The downside: You're a professional assassin.
Each time you begin to speak, your boss breaks out into a song from Frozen.
Instead of the usual opening small talk, the first thing they did was Mirandize you.
Your Boss is really rude; you are finding it pretty hard to concentrate on your facebook phone with them yelling like that.
The whiskey flask in your shirt pocket is leaking.
Ten minutes in and he's still talking about how removing ballast allows a submarine to rise to the top.
The SNL writers got into a bidding war with the South Park writers over the exclusive rights to you evaluation.
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