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Top Ten Defense Tactics for Turkeys in November
(submitted by Magus Noan)
A good old-fashioned rendition of "Ain't Nobody Here But Us Chickens"
(Ms. Miss Patricia)
Mastery of Turk-Won-Do
Team up with that annoying Chick-fil-A cow to encourage people to eat chicken.
(Arcola Mike, JAM, BABaker)
White sheet over head to disguise as an injured, over-weight bald eagle
Float like a butterball, sting like a bee.
Paint tail feathers teal and try to pass as a peacock
(Magus Noan, Rigoletto)
Steal a lampshade and pose on an end table
If it is duck colored, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck it might make it past Thursday.
In blue states, wear big "GMO" sticker; in red states, "organic."
Announce a Thanksgiving Day sale, scheduled right for dinner time.
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