Bribe the local eight year old to keep your computer running correctly.
(Geoduck)
Tootsie rolls can be used in lieu of a dentist for removing teeth, caps, and fillings.
(BABaker)
Ran out of sugar for my coffee. Just drop in some candy. Stir with snickers bar.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Lots of fallen leaves needing raked. Lots of neighborhood kids... It's not creepy.
(strat)
Build an impenetrable fortress out of candy corn.
(Mute)
Leave it out to get on the good side of the Ghost of Christmas Past when he visits your house.
(Arcola Mike )
By stringing it on cords and wearing it around your neck at night you are sure to ward off any diabetic vampires.
(MLehde)
Easter is only 197 days away!
(The Incognito Penguin)
Get a headstart on that extra 5 pounds you want to lose after Thanksgiving.
(Pertinax)
Unwrap it. Dump it in a Graham Cracker crust. Bake it at 350 for 30 minutes. Cover with whipped cream. Post pic on Pinterest and get a million hits.
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