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Top Ten Worst Things to do During a Stick-Up
(submitted by Mezzamine)
Mention that you are late for your job as a police sketch artist.
Pull out a water pistol and squirt the robber in the face.
Smirk and say to no one in particular, "That doesn't even look like a real gun."
"You didn't say 'Simon Says'!"
Since the robber has all the cash from the register, it only makes sense to ask him if he can give you change for your $100.
(Oops I did it again.)
Exclaim to the robber, "Joe,, Joe Kaputnick, I haven't seen you since highschool" (this is doubly true if the robber really is Joe Kaputnick).
Try robbing the robbers. It's so META!
Decide that this dire situation looks like a job for FLATULENCE MAN!
That thing you saw Bruce Willis do in a movie once. Or was it Jason Statham? Either way, it definitely worked...
(Krig the Viking)
Take a selfie of yourself with one of the robbers.
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