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Top Ten Things to Do with an Unwanted U2 Album
(submitted by Squeezette)
What is this newfangled thing called an album?
(The Frunkus Kid, Millenials (BABaker), Aaron Hirshberg)
Place it for immediate adoption by Angelina Jolie.
Put it underneath your pile of Devo albums.
Flaunt it as a symbol of how bad your first world problems are.
Exchange it for a less unwanted album by a band that used to be relevant.
It will make a great gag gift at your next 80s party.
Play it backwards at 33rpm, rescue an innocent soul from Pergatory.
Do what Bono would do: Donate it to charity.
(Name With "Held", Arcola Mike)
Go to the nearest Apple store and trade it in for an iPhone 1.
Go on Facebook and claim it is proof that you have been hacked.
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