That's where the dart landed.
(Micklin T. Rahe, Hitting You Where It Counts)
On a clear day, you can see all six states bordering it.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
Because you are the great-great-great-grandfather of James Tiberius Kirk, who is (or will be) from Iowa.
(Tristan)
You like your horizons uninterupted.
(Thomas Palsson)
Your doctor informs you that even the tiniest bit of excitement could be fatal.
(Toasterpig, lefty)
Someone told you it was the CORN capital of the world, but you thought they said PORN.
(lefty)
Their primaries are earlier than your state. If you time it just right, you will be able to miss political ads in both states.
(Shaggy Wolf)
The vowel-to-consonant ratio in your own states' name is ridiculously low.
(Thomas Palsson, finlero)
It is easier to spell than Huhwhyee and Massachewzits.
(Buffalo Gal)
Medicinal corn is legal and highly available.
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