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Top Ten Reasons to Live at the Mall
(submitted by Madam Annie Whittington)
Wall-to-wall 55-inch LED TVs for the games ... as long as you don't mind standing, talking to the sales ape for three hours.
Putting slinkys on the escalators
You're more likely to see your children there than at home.
Santa visits for 3 months instead of 1 night.
Those "you are here" maps are life savers.
It's your only chance to ever live in a gated community.
It guarantees his romantic walks include a tour of the jewelry store.
It's the perfect way to stay closer to your money.
You'll beat the rush when the zombie apocolypse finally hits.
Either you live at the mall or you try to find your car. Of course the answer is to live at the mall.
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