Always obtain parental consent before stalking minors.
(WAM)
Never walk a telephone wire without a net below.
(Arcola Mike )
Keep a good lawyer on retainer.
(Buffalo Gal)
Asking strangers for directions and information can be dangerous; seek out the police.
(Arcola Mike )
Be prepared for the police. Carry a thermos of fresh coffee and a dozen donuts.
(Arcola Mike )
Wear loose fitting pants so your ankle monitor doesn't get caught on fence spikes.
(Arcola Mike )
Never, ever wear your light-up shoes.
(AlHubb)
Wait an hour after you have eaten before hiding in their bath tub.
(Arcola Mike )
Stay hydrated! Asking for a glass of water can also help break the ice.
(Arcola Mike )
Do not stalk anyone who can outrun you and is likely to beat the crap out of you.
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