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Top Ten Signs You're at a High School Graduation Ceremony
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
All the dresses are the same color and designer.
The girls are trying to look 25 and the boys are acting 12.
The band only knows one song.
The "c" in "Faculty seating" has been crossed out by the class clown.
You're called out by your first, middle, and last name, and you're not in trouble.
The kids in gowns are excited, as opposed to a college graduation, where they're all horror-struck with the prospect of paying student loans.
Even your uptight neighbors are applauding teenagers for walking on the lawn.
Mortar board: check. Gown: check. Filthy unlaced sneakers: check.
You are sweating to death in your best suit in 120 degree sunshine, and a beach ball is being tossed around.
You're surrounded by a bunch of very happy minimum wage earners
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