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Top Ten Reasons to be Proud of Yourself
(submitted by psychessuicide)
The 15 shots of vodka you drank last night were all organic.
You worked up the courage to pee in a trough with all the other guys watching.
You were voted "Top Flatulator of the 4th Floor" by your co-workers.
"I finally got #6 on the list!"
You never once posted on a Disney discussion board.
You made this list without making a Star Wars reference.
You won first place at the Low Self Esteem Retreat.
(IOIO to work IGO)
You can correctly use the words affect and effect.
You were a winner of the 1992 Presidents Physical Fitness certificate.
Your last power point presentation had a 60% consciousness rate.
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