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Top Ten Signs You Were Abducted by Aliens
(submitted by the frunkus kid)
You keep waking up with a shirt that says "I went to planet Xeon and all I got was this lousy T-Shirt."
All evidence of your high score on Starfighter has been wiped clean.
You set off RFID scanners even when you aren't carrying anything.
Your credit card has 7 trillion frequent flyer miles.
You reek of that new spaceship smell.
Your STD was diagnosed as "Zorgian Seven Year Itch" and the only cure is drinking tea made from the leaves from the Yupa tree, which, unfortunately, exists only on Zorg.
Your parrot has learned to say "Take me to your leader."
Your kids ask you to hold their hand held games to recharge them.
Your male-pattern baldness has evolved into nine concentric rings around your crown.
The selfie with E.T.
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