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Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad Baby Shower
(submitted by Madam Annie Whittington)
You played the same games at the honoree's bachelorette party.
The games include "guess who's the father?" and "baby, baby who's got the @&$!# baby?"
Pink for Girls, blue for boys... Black leather and spikes for baaaad boys
Instead of playing baby shower games, you spend the whole time putting together her bassinett and changing table as she just watches.
The baby's grandfather is in the corner keeping a shotgun aimed at the father.
The soon-to-be mom is drunker than you are.
Two guys just showed up, both claiming to be the dad.
It's a combination "Baby shower/First 25 years of birthdays/College graduation Party" because his mom was just too busy with his older sister to celebtrate anything.
You win the door prize for the worst stretch marks.
Grandma begins to demonstrate how to use the breast pump.
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