Your pen runs out of ink while you're writing down your resolution to always be prepared.
(ChucK1863)
You still haven't found your car, wherever it is you parked it for the New Year's Eve party.
(Tristan)
That random girl you kissed at midnight on New Years Eve? The girlfriend of the Hells' Angel standing behind you.
(The Incognito Penguin)
Champagne cork in the eye, food poisoning from the shrimp, and you kissed your Aunt Sue when the ball dropped.
(rorschak)
You finally signed up for an online dating site, and it matched you with your brother.
(Mute)
You're not sure how word got out that your New Year's Resolution was to date more, but you've already received several preemptive rejection texts.
(Mute)
Your resolution to work out more is complicated by your brand new full-body cast.
(Krig the Viking)
You wake up from the New Years party naked, in the bathroom and remember the party was at your church.
(sbrogdon)
A typo in someone's New Year's Eve party invitations resulted in $6,000 property damage to your house.
(Krig the Viking)
You totally submitted the funniest entry on this list, but this entry got #1 anyways.
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