direct from . . .
Top Ten Reasons Santa Left Coal in Your Stocking
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
You asked for the new J. Cole album. He misheard.
You're Thomas the Train, and you asked for some.
Santa is apparently informed about what happens in Vegas.
You've started several online petitions demanding that Jar-Jar Binks and the Ewoks make an appearance in Star Wars VII.
EPA shut down his powerplant due to carbon emissions. Now he has TONS of the stuff just laying around.
You work for the EPA and it turns out that Santa originally hails from West Virginia.
Because you were a bad, bad girl. Fortunately, Santa is way down the list of people you're trying to impress.
Your much-improved behavior warranted a promotion from last year's reindeer dung.
You wanted a diamond. And he wants to teach you patience.
Don't complain. He left some of his natural gas in mine.
Copyright © 1995-2015, Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton
Scott Atwood and Christian Shelton (hereafter the authors) retain full
copyright of all material on this and all other pages of "Christian's &
Scott's Interactive Top Ten List." The authors grant to all other parties
the sole right to create a link to this page. However, the authors reserve
all other rights. No material from these pages may be copied without the
express consent of one of the authors.
Last modified: Dec 25, 2014