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Top Ten Signs You're a Bad Ghost Hunter
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
You can only seem to catch ghosts on October 31st, and it's always followed by someone macing you and calling the police.
You only work outdoors on sunny days with lots of witnesses.
Your attempts to drive the ghosts into the open by singing "Old Time Rock & Roll" at the top of your lungs during the midnight stake out were not well received by your team.
You have no idea how to make a ghost call.
You crossed the streams.
You've just spent the last 12 hrs recording audio and video at a Halloween USA store.
Posting your ghost hunting services on Snopes.com was probably the first bad move.
Halloween trick or treaters scare you so much you would hide in a closet, but you're afraid of the monster who lives there.
You have to make the sound effects for your EM detector with your mouth.
You have scruffy chin fuzz, the same green shirt worn for 30 years, an incurable case of the munchies and you think your dog is talking to you
(rorschak, The Frunkus Kid, The Incognito Penguin)
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