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Top Ten Things the Heads of Mt. Rushmore Do in Their Spare Time
(submitted by Father Time)
See who can spit all the way to the Grand Canyon
Snort really hard, trying to keep birds from nesting in their noses
Nothing. They take life for granite.
Moon North Dakota
They see who can do the best Obama impression.
Try desperately to blink. Dry eyeballs are painful!
Practice their acapella quartet
(Micklin T. Rahe, Don't Ask Him How He Knows That, Good Ol' Horseface, jumpinjack, Oops they did it again.)
They hum "We built this city on rock & roll" which is why South Dakota is so sparsely populated.
Hold themselves in readiness in event Japan sends Godzilla, Voltron, Ultraman and Johnny Sako's Giant Robot to invade.
Starting a petition to get a Woman added to the wall.
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