15 minutes with Geico won't really save you 15%.
(Wools)
Your life is more boring than watching a glass of cold water sweat.
(Buffalo Gal)
The definitive database of who does and doesn't have Prince Albert in the can
(junkshop_coyote)
You called your home answering machine 824 times to check messages. You received two messages.
(Steve Weiss)
You should check your speed dial. You've been accidentally butt-dialing 1-800-HOT-BABE everyday for months.
(whyBother)
"No, you hang up. No, you hang up. No, you. No, you..."
(meh)
You probably have a very, very clean oven.
(Major Tom)
The average time between ordering a pizza and making a phone call to ask why the delivery boy hasn't been at the door yet is 48 minutes 11 seconds.
(Andre)
They knew about love triangles, but you're part of a love-15-angle you know only 4 other people from.
(Andre)
Bookie: 138 calls. Buds: 82 calls. Girlfriends: 63 calls. Mother: 0 calls. NSA says for shame!
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