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Top Ten Ways Charlie Sheen is Going to Catch The Loch Ness Monster
(submitted by MLehde)
He needs a pet, and does not take no for an answer.
He'll go all "Wild Thing" on it.
By getting the help of his hundreds of ex-girlfriends
Promise the Loch Ness monster its fifteen minute of fame, complete with hot babes
A few drops of tiger blood scattered across the loch should be enough to drive the monster, along with the salmon and alge, out of the water, making capture a snap.
He is fishing for it right now in his father's pool using a lime green rubber squid while tossing back jello shots of tequilla!
First: Realize the Loch Ness Monster is not in Sea World in San Diego.
When he quits drinking, he will see Nessie everywhere. All he has to do is grab hold.
He is twittering for a three-way with Godzilla.
With Wonder Woman's lasso
(Good Ol' Horseface)
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