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Christian's and Scott's Interactive Top Ten List

Top Ten Signs Its a Slow News Day

(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)

10. They are covering anything that starts with "Proposed." (JAM's Friend PRL3)
9. The top 3 winners of "cow pie bingo" at the state fair is the lead story. (sbrogdon)
8. Bill O'Reilly's Talking Points are about unfair judging on The Next Food Network Star. (Bentley Bones)
7. Updates every fifteen miutes on Santa's progress from the North Pole! - in August! (Squeezette)
6. Sports spectacular did a 10 min segment on the long snapper. (BABaker)
5. (Breathlessly) "Jane, are there any new developments with the injured ducklings on 23rd & May Avenue?" (AlHubb)
4. Business Expose on sugar prices effecting lemonade stands. (BABaker)
3. You start counting the missing apostrophes in the headlines. (Major Tom)
2. "And we at CNN would like to interrupt this broadcast to wish a very happy 85th birthday to Mickey Mouse!" (Good Ol' Horseface)
1. An animated 5 minute discussion about there being no news today (AlHubb)

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