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Top Ten Signs You're at a Bad Birthday Party
(submitted by The Frunkus Kid)
The surprise part was so effective, you had to reconvene at the hospital.
They're serving the fruitcake you gave them back in '89.
Long story short, after Musical Chairs, everyone's watching an MMA fighter dance with another guy.
(Micklin T. Rahe, Close Friend Of Birthday Girl Helen (Yes, THAT Helen))
Someone thought it would be cute to have food the same vintage as the 50-year-old birthday boy.
The invitation said, "Bring a gift for each of my 53,902 personalities."
(Micklin T. Rahe, Or Is He?)
You're the guy in the Chuck E. Cheese suit, thereby making every birthday party a bad birthday party.
(Micklin T. Rahe, Who Settled For Discovery Zone)
The soft drinks, cake, chips, cheetos, and pizza are all sugar- and gluton-free.
(Good Ol' Horseface)
The part where the host's mother screamingly demanded a divorce was not the low point of the day.
It's February 29 and every guest tells you about the birthday boy being a quarter of his actual age.
Your sister jumped out of the cake.
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