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Top Ten Reasons Big Foot Won't Come Out of Hiding
(submitted by Jam's Little Brother)
He's not coming out of hiding until he's rebranded as a Wookie.
"Here Comes Honey Boo-Boo" I'm tempted to hide too!
Big Feet = Big Foot Odor
He is waiting for the entire world to be unarmed.
Ever since his 80's sitcom, "Alf" got cancelled, he hasn't felt like being around people.
He'll lose his cryptozoology union membership and benefits.
He's being paid in Big Macs and lambchops by Search-For-Bigfoot reality shows to stay in the woods..
He's embarassed about his male pattern baldness.
He has a sweet deal guarding the Keebler Elves' cookie factory in exchange for fudge striped cookies.
No one has said "Olly olly oxen free!" yet.
(The Evil Professor Ragan)
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